Attention Connecticut Residents: Watch Out For Tire Irons To The Face

From Dealbreaker
January 31, 2013 - 2:48pm

Among the many reasons typically cited by hedge fund managers who choose to run their business out of Connecticut instead of New York are: 1. The room to stretch their shit out 2. Proximity to the Long Island Sound 3. Convenience for those already living in the area. Some probably also believe that the Fairfield County is slightly safer than New York City. That you’re not going to get jumped walking out of the office or beaten with a tire iron because you messed with someone’s man or woman. OR WILL YOU? Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: best lede ever, Connecticut, Darien, Greenwich, I told you not to mess with my man, Rhiannon Noell Stefanick, teeth, tire irons, unemployed hairdressers

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