Jack Lew To Be Nominated For Treasury Secretary, Sent To Penmanship School

From Dealbreaker
January 9, 2013 - 2:56pm

As you have likely heard, President Obama plans to put Tim Geithner out of his misery tomorrow by nominating Jack Lew for Treasury Secretary. Lew is known for being Obama’s White House Chief of Staff and also for having an absurd signature. And not like chicken scratch illegible-absurd, like not resembling anything in the alphabet, might as well have drawn an illustration of two alpacas fornicating/signed his name Mariah Carey absurd. And, should he be confirmed and subsequently have his name printed on a bunch of dollar bills, Lew will likely be forced to come up with something that actually looks like it spells “Jacob Lew” as opposed to what is he is currently signing receipts and important documents with, i.e. this: Continue reading »Follow Dealbreaker on Twitter or become a fan on Facebook.Tags: Jack Lew, signatures, Treasury Secretary


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