The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For May 2nd!
From Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
May 3, 2013 - 10:03am
"Teen Mom Farrah decided to expand her marketing campaign for her porno, The "double doody" plunger now comes FREE with each Backdoor Teen Mom purchase!" - The one and only JAMS
Runners-up:
Anal beads and a plunger, now you can clog and unclog at the same time. - svp
IN THIS ECONOMY, even the Lands End Overstock website has reached a new low. "Not quite perfect" ski poles, my ass! - BaconSlut
Suck & Fuck. - itsthebritneybitch
via The Chive
May 3, 2013 - 10:03am
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