The Ford Atlas Is The Inevitable Near Future Of Masculinity

A sneak peek into one of the manliest trucks every conceived by mankind. Sorry. You weren’t born in time to see the cyborgs--not the cool ones at least, the ones that smoke and wear better clothes than you, and are really good at ping-pong, like, unbeatably freaking good. Here’s a tip: Never watch two cyborgs play ping-pong. The match will last all freaking night. And there you are, thinking you might get lucky with that smoking, hipster cyborg chick. But she’s got an axe to grind. She was all-state in ping cyber pong. She runs on some nuclear antimatter hybrid engine. You ate an organic Amy’s Bowl for dinner. It was only like 400 calories, but 150 calories were from fat. So who knows how much fuel’s in your tank tonight. A calorie’s a calorie, but fat is fat, too. No, you were born a bit too early to witness this scene. Not even way too early--b...