"The Walking Dead" Recap: Torture Comes in Many Forms

Torture abounds in “When the Dead Come Knocking”, but its cruelest enhanced interrogation techniques don't come from The Governor or Merle. Those two should learn about inflicting pain from Chris Hardwick. His clumsily inserted hashtag during the Talking Dead promo spot certainly made me suffer. #MakeItStop Low tech cyborg Merle goes all Guantanamo Bay on Glenn, trying to beat Daryl's location out of him. Punctuating this abuse with choice epithets about T-Dog reminds everyone Edward Switchbladehands still has racist tendencies. After remembering T-Dog's outspoken nature, Glenn responds by way of interpretative headbutt. Potential hashtags: #RacistanceIsFutile #GoodHeadGlenn You've got something on your mouth there. Back in prison Rick casually stares as walkers notice Michionne's edibility. Maybe Lori's passing left him feeling that dying is women's work, as he walks off leaving her...