Update: Daily Bail To Resume Normal Publishing Today

Support Your Local Billionaire... Lloyd Blankfein rings the bailout bell for Wall Street welfare... --- Santa's new sleigh... --- By William Banzai7 Dashing for some doughOn a dog and pony showO'er muppet fools we goLaughing all the wayBonus bells will ringMaking spirits brightWhat fun it is to laugh and singA Keynesian song tonight Oh, jingle Ben, jingle BenJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to tradeWhen there's QE on the wayJingle Ben, jingle BenJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to tradeWhen there's QE on the way A day or two agoI thought I'd make a tradeAnd soon that Hopium dopeWas seated by my sideThe horse was lean and stankMisfortune seemed his lotWe broke into a grifted bankAnd then we Mo Mo'd up Oh, jingle Ben, jingle BenJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to tradeWhen there's QE on the wayJingle Ben, jingle BenJingle all the wayOh, what fun it is to tradeWhen there's QE...