What Now, Lifetime? 5 Casting Suggestions For Your Next Blockbuster Biopic

Judging by the utter Twitter pandemonium that ensued during Lifetime's premiere of Liz & Dick last night, this isn't the last we'll be seeing of big-name tabloid stars vamping it up as screen legends in mediocre (I'm being kind) TV movies. Well, if that's the way it's going to be, I say we take ownership. Dear Lifetime: For your next mind-numbing foray into classic Hollywood, might we suggest these five crackerjack casting suggestions? 1. Taylor Swift as Veronica Lake She's already got the lovely locks and those perfectly puckered lips. Perhaps Taylor Swift is just right to play the legendary beaut of Sullivan's Travels who spiraled into unemployment and drunken breakdowns before she turned 30. If Swift is fit to play Joni Mitchell (which is something you may have to deal with), surely she's ready to play one of the fairest ingenues in Hollywood history. 2. Lana Del Rey as Jane Fon...